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make ends meet by using the charities that Mr. Bush has opened on the
ranch to give me free food, free clothes, free medical and dental care
(Oh, did I forget to mention that Mr. Bush pays me under the table and
doesn't pay any medical insurance for me and my family?). My kids also
go to the free schools on the ranch. Since it wasn't fair that my kids
didn't have good food to eat, the schools give them free breakfasts
and lunches. But what about after school? I still have to loiter looking
for work so I can buy beer and louder boom boxes. So who will watch
my kids? No problemo. This is, after all, the Bush ranch. Bush has plenty
of everything, and it's only fair that he share it with me. To help
me out, the schools on the Bush ranch started free after school programs
to watch my kids until I finish loitering each day. |
Unfortunately,
some members of Bush's family aren't very culturally sensitive and I've
been hearing racist complaints about our music--they say it's too loud--and
they even claim that my kids have started a gang and are doing drive
by shootings on the ranch. It's not my kids. It's some other kids. They
also don't like the graffiti on the barns and fences and they've been
complaining about the discarded diapers. We don't like those racial
stereotypes, and we don't know how they got started. Of course, on another
level, we don't really care what the Gringos like or don't like. This
is our land. We're here and we're not leaving. We're asking Mr. Bush
for amnesty now. After all, we're here and it's only fair that we not
be thought of as being here illegally. How can human beings be illegal?
We don't believe in fences to separate people. |
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