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The cattle prods were used
on President Bush this week. It was necessary. He got out of line. He
had to be taught that if he says the right things about Israel he'll
be rewarded by being the subject of gushy praise, but if he says the
wrong things he'll get electric shocks. |
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The shock treatment started after President Bush did
the unthinkable on June 10. That's when he criticized Israel for attacks
on the Palestinians, but forgot to immediately also criticize the Palestinians.
By June 11, Bush's toady neoconzi sycophants (who place Israel before
Bush) had heard about this unthinkable act. Many then then did one-eighties
from their daily slavish praise of Mr. Bush. This was done so fast that
had any in this group of protozoans been in possession of anything like
spines, they would have gotten whiplash. As it was, they just sloshed
around a bit and landed on their pseudo pods. Then they charged up their
cattle prods and began zapping. All the neoconzi radio entertainers
and TV numbnuts were shooting lighting bolts out of their mouths at
Bush. You could almost hear "Ouch, ouch, ouch, damn, ouch, yikes!"
coming from the White House. |
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Most
of these neoconzis seemed to be working from the same script in their
public pronouncements--and they probably were. Thus, we heard, over
and over again on June 11th and June 12th, that these neoconzis were
"perplexed and confused by Mr. Bush's statement," and that
"Israel is our friend and, golly, Israel is a democracy, and, gee,
we don't hate Arabs, just, you know, those Arabs who are terrorists,
but we should flatten them all, er, just the terrorists, of course,
we're not bigots you know, and it's not Islam that we hate, but those
evil Islamists, and, well, the terrorists, and sputter, sputter, sputter.
And, golly, the U.S. attacks terrorists so isn't it hypocritical of
Mr. Bush to complain about Israel doing the same thing?" |
Bush apparently got the message. Like all living things,
he prefers rewards to punishments and learns quickly which words will
get which results. This one gets a shock. This other one gets praise.
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So much for the road map for peace. |
And,
out in the PTA's of post-American America, fat little ladies who spend
their time baking apple pies and calling neoconzi radio talk programs
to parrot what the hosts have just said, are wondering why there can't
be peace between the Palestinians and the Israelis. Don't those evil
heathen Palestinians know that God gave the Jews all of that land? Don't
they know that they're just supposed to die? |
The U.S sides with the cowboys--the Israelis. The Israelis
know their part and appear to be using the early American playbook for
taking over a land and building a nation and are positing a sort of
updated version of Manifest Destiny to lay claim to the land that they
took from the Arabs. They say that God gave them that land, and it's
right there in black and white in the Bible. And that sure proves it.
Of course, most of the Israelis who founded Israel were really from
Europe. If these Israelis were to ever run into any ancient Hebrews
(the people discussed in the Bible) they'd find that they look more
like Yasser Arafat than they do like most of the present Israelis. Also
from the early American playbook, many Israelis say that they've made
desert waste land bloom while the Palestinians, who had lived there
before, didn't fully use the land. |
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Thus are born Mexican standoffs. |
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